UpToon Drunk ft. Broon​-​Ale Mars

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This city is ice-cold, we're shipbuilders, we mine coal.
This one's for them Toon girls, them Geordie girls, straight pasty-eaters!
Sharon, Howay! Give us a lift to the chippy!
Play Chuck's song and we'll sing along
Howay divvint be daft man you divvy!

I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
Punching police horses isn't right though man!
I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
Wish Alan Shearer hadn't retired man!
I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
Say Howay and say Whey Aye Man!
I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
And me band is called U.B. Geordie, break it doon....

Girls drinking in the Toon (EEH)
Blokes drinking in the Toon (EEH)
Binge drinking in the Toon (EEH)
That's UpToon drunken divvies for you! (EEH)
That's UpToon drunken divvies for you!
That's UpToon drunken divvies for you!
Cos it's Saturday night an Newcastle lost!
I don't believe what I just watched! HOWAY!!!
I don't believe what I just watched! HOWAY!!!
I don't believe what I just watched! I don't believe what I just watched!
I don't believe what I just watched! I don't believe what I just watched!
HEW, HEW, HEW, HEW!!!!

STOP! Had on a minute!
Fill my cup, Exhibition in it!
The bouncer's face: not impressed.
Julia? She's a mess!
Half the bars on Collingwood St are jam packed full of divvies.
She got so drunk she got thrown out because she started to get a bit lippy

I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
Punching police horses isn't right though man!
I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
Wish Alan Shearer hadn't retired man!
I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
Pet say Howay and say Whey Aye Man!
I'm Toon mad! (HOW MAN!)
And me band is called U.B. Geordie, break it doon....

Girls drinking in the Toon (EEH)
Blokes drinking in the Toon (EEH)
Binge drinking in the Toon (EEH)
That's UpToon drunken divvies for you! (EEH)
That's UpToon drunken divvies for you!
That's UpToon drunken divvies for you!
Cos it's Saturday night an Newcastle lost!
I don't believe what I just watched! HOWAY!!!
I don't believe what I just watched! HOWAY!!!
I don't believe what I just watched! I don't believe what I just watched!
I don't believe what I just watched! I don't believe what I just watched!
HEW, HEW, HEW, HEW!!!!

Alreet, before we bool, I've got one more thing I want to taalk to yiz aboot.

Up, Toon, Mortal drunk. UpToon Mortal drunk....

Come on, that's the Bigg Market, it's covered in vomit.
Every weekend they're on it. When you think about it it's horrid!
That's the Bigg Market, it's covered in vomit,
Cos it's Saturday night an Newcastle lost!
I don't believe what I just watched! HOWAY!!!
I don't believe what I just watched! HOWAY!!!
I don't believe what I just watched! I don't believe what I just watched!
I don't believe what I just watched! I don't believe what I just watched!
HEW, HEW, HEW, HEW!!!!

Up, Toon, Mortal drunk. UpToon Mortal drunk.....

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from Sound Pet, released June 8, 2019

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Paulie Belta Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

Newcastle's number one writer of Geordie parody songs, 3rd fastest human beatboxer in Gateshead. Pioneer of the Geordie Reggae (Greggae) movement, gravy enthusiast. Radge packet.

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