Pet Hinny

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lyrics

Shave that pigeon, pet we're gonna
Shave that pigeon, howay let we
Shave that pigeon, Haddaway man!

GEORDIE PAULIE BELTA!

Woman pet hinny, just spread that butty non-stop with the pease pudding
Just keep spreading it pet hinny.
And a cup of percolated mocha chocka what'dya call it
Caffeinated drink and make it dead milky
And pet divvint be shy with the filling that's inside
Getting thick of it Whey Aye hoo man pet hinny
And normally I'd get a muffin but I had a one yesterday.

Them Jesmond ladies won't taalk to us,
Don't want a bar of us, they're too posh for us.
If having grub they get vegetables,
I get Greggs for us I'm not pretentious.
From Hadrian's Wall, Geordie Paul's the name.
Minor local fame, women scream "Howay!"
It's all good pet hoy it on, til it's nearly gone let's spread it on.
Let's spread it on til it's nearly gone.
It's all good pet spread it on.

Woman pet hinny,
Don't mind if I wait while you're making the bait
In me pocket there's a Chronicle I've not read it.
When you're making me a sandwich
With the cheese ham and pease pudding
I don't want you rushing it.
Just take your own time and pay a little mind to me butty thanks missus
I'm fortunate,
Cos you are the number one sandwich lady but just divvint tell me Nan.

Them Bensham ladies all pester us
Got ten pence for us, I've got to get the bus.
Inna the club they stand next to us,
They nick dregs from us when they're penniless
From Hadrian's Wall, Geordie Paul's the name.
Minor local fame, women scream "Howay!"
It's all good pet hoy it on, till it's nearly gone let's spread it on.
Let's spread it on til it's nearly gone.
It's all good pet spread it on

Woman pet hinny, just spread that butty non-stop with the pease pudding
Just keep spreading it pet hinny.
And a cup of percolated mocha chocka what'dya call it
Caffeinated drink and make it dead milky
And pet divvint be shy with the filling that's inside
Getting thick of it Whey Aye hoo man pet hinny
And normally I'd get a muffin but I had a one yesterday.

West Denton ladies are marvellous,
They're quite larcenous, it don't bother us.
Inna the shop they're well dextrous.
I get the best reductions on creps for us.
From Hadrian's Wall Geordie Paul's the name.
Minor local fame, women scream "Howay!"
It's all good pet hoy it on, till it's nearly gone let's spread it on.
Let's spread it on til it's nearly gone.
It's all good pet spread it on

Then we'll shave that pigeon, Nana can we
Shave that pigeon, howay let we
Shave that pigeon, haddaway man!
Whey Aye ye bugger man it's Paulie Belta pet!

Shave that pigeon, howay let we
Shave that pigeon, haddaway man
Shave that pigeon, howay let we
Stotty cakes she, knaas how to butter them!

Jesmond ladies won't taalk to us,
Don't want a bar of us, they're too posh for us.
If having grub they get vegetables,
I get Greggs for us I'm not pretentious.
From Hadrian's wall, Geordie Paul's the name.
Minor local fame women scream "Howay!"
It's all good pet hoy it on, till it's nearly gone let's spread it on.
Let's spread it on til it's nearly gone.
It's all good pet spread it on.

Them Bensham ladies all pester us.......

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from Sound Pet, released June 8, 2019

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Paulie Belta Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

Newcastle's number one writer of Geordie parody songs, 3rd fastest human beatboxer in Gateshead. Pioneer of the Geordie Reggae (Greggae) movement, gravy enthusiast. Radge packet.

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