Keegan Waaalked ft. Kanye Good

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Ronnie Gill!!!!
We're at wors...Look North's on the television, Great Britain.
Geordie Paul...
I've got his autobiography on me shelf.

(Keegan Walked) Pet hinny Howay the directors just broke him doon!
(Keegan Walked Away)

Ye knaa what the North-East is: the home of cheap drinks
Where reckless (DIVVIES) come to drink their trebles
And Z-List (DIVVIES) get to represent us
Somebody tell these (DIVVIES) who Spuggy Fresh is!
I waalk through Team Valley with a saveloy, yes kids!
Cockneys come along with jellied eels for breath mints.
Michael Ashley, Lee Charnely.
Choked by directors Whey Aye, check the records!
Ask why he left us: Ashley's horrendous.
They say things like he eats packets of crisps for breakfast!
He eats packets of crisps, lots of flavours,
Beefy Hula Hoops, Pickled Onion Space Raiders!
Sports Direct queue looks like a scene from Shameless!
Nana used to say Kevin Keegan will save us.
Well Nana, I knaa you love the Toon,
But you've got to remember what Mike Ashley do, that's why

(KEEGAN WALKED) Pet hinny howay the directors just broke him doon!
The only thing that I pray is that me team don't fail us noo!
And I divvint think there's nowt that he can dee now to right his wrangs!
I want to hope but Ash just ain't spent no cash for so long!

Pet hinny howay the directors just broke him dooooon!
The only thing that I pray is that me team divvint fail us noo!
And I divvint think there's nowt that he can do now to right his wrangs!


To the Scousers, Mancs, supporters of Aston Villa, even Crystal Palace
(I will love it if we beat them)
AFC Wimbledon at theirs, if we beat them fair and square then fair's fair!
(I will love it if we beat them)
Now Peter Beardsley is a teeny-weeny genius and I'm sure that he would easy peasy still get in the team see?
Cos clearly, now I divvint knaa what you think
But he looked just like Lionel Messi at times on the pitch.
Now I ain't here to argue aboot his facial features,
I'm here to talk Milburns and Mirandinhas.
I'm just saying Howay the Toon needs heroes
And the way Ashley spends cash there's just no way to achieve this.
So here goes: the simpleton won't even hear this
You put up a statue that doesn't look anything like Alan Shearer!
And by the way, don't you think that it's just great
If I ask Metro FM, me record won't get played.
And if this takes away from me spins,
It'll probably take away from me means,
Which I knaa will take away from me beans
But pet howay man, they're doing nowt!
Next time I'm in the pub, everyone be singing oot!

(KEEGAN WALKED) Pet hinny howay the directors just broke him doon!
The only thing I pray is that me team divving fail us noo!

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from Sound Pet, released June 8, 2019

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Paulie Belta Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

Newcastle's number one writer of Geordie parody songs, 3rd fastest human beatboxer in Gateshead. Pioneer of the Geordie Reggae (Greggae) movement, gravy enthusiast. Radge packet.

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