Coal Digger ft. Kanye Good

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lyrics

It gets me mucky, but I'm alreet! Yeah we some mining, men indeed!
Oh he's a coal digger, way underground, that digs for me...

I ain't saying he's a coal digger,
But he ain't fettling no broke boats.
I ain't saying he's a coal digger,
But he ain't fettling no boat rigging.
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay...

Footy is on, watch it up the Toon in a bar,
With a massive bag of scones tucked up under me arm.
I said, "They're not very hot but they're properly waaarm
"I've got sausage rolls an'all and I put a couple up on the bar
"And I'm looking for me Nan have you seen her?"
Me barber telt us I'm gannin' baldy like Shearer,
Thinning like Rafa Benitez.
Got nee wedge, and that's why I cannot gan up to St. James.
I went oot with the kids, they aal brought their friends,
I spent it on the bairns, when will I ever learn?
We all went to dinner and I had to pay,
I said "You're not getting oot until you finish your plate
"Ye knaa why? Food costs too much in Gosforth!"
One of the little divvies even ordered the lobster!
I wish I'd stayed in and gave them cake and custard!
And I know what you're all gonna say, you silly bugger.

I ain't saying he's a coal digger,
But he ain't fettling no broke boats.
I ain't saying he's a coal digger,
But he ain't fettling no boat rigging.
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay...

Eighteen beers, eighteen beers!
I'll end up absolutely mortal after eighteen beers!
I know the Geordies have got the best support for wor team
And playing for Newcastle is living the dream.
You can see them on BT Sport or Super Sunday.
I like to watch me football with a pint in the Strawberry.
But how we gonna win titles with no money?
Shame on the Cockneys who are tight with their money!
There's no point looking at Michael for no money
Even though we were assured that we'd get all the money!
What a load of junk, but Rafa kept the team up, kept the team up!
He's someone that we're lucky to have
And when Ashley leaves we're gonna be so glad
Eighteen beers, eighteen beers!
That's what I'll drink on the day that Mike Ashley leaves!

I ain't saying he's a coal digger,
But he ain't fettling no broke boats.
I ain't saying he's a coal digger,
But he ain't fettling no boat rigging.
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay...

Now if he sells to an oil baron that's alreet!
Once we get him out the club mebbees he'll buy Leeds:
They'll go out all the cups and stay in the lower leagues.
A divvy like Ashley can ruin your dreams.
Thieving oxygen, watch him!
You wouldn't want your bairns to taalk in that accent!
He's go that figure like he ate all the pies
And he'll promise the earth while he's telling you lies.
And maybe a Sheikh will arrive,
And if the dude's balling then yeah that's nice!
We'll keep supporting the side once we're rid of Michael!
Eeh I can't wait until we buy a title haha!!!!!

Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay geddoon!
Howay pet, howay...

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from Sound Pet, released June 8, 2019

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Paulie Belta Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

Newcastle's number one writer of Geordie parody songs, 3rd fastest human beatboxer in Gateshead. Pioneer of the Geordie Reggae (Greggae) movement, gravy enthusiast. Radge packet.

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