Belta Like Pet ft. Cardi Gan, Bad Butty & Beige Alvin

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lyrics

Yeeeah petal!!!! I'm belta like pet!
I said I'm belta like pet! I said I'm belta like!

You better believe it when I tell you!!!!

Now I like stotties I like pies and I like muffins, I like Tizer.
I like million dollar deals: as of yet, never signed one.
I like gannin' to me Nana's. She likes to wash me socks.
I like gannin' to the Toon, but sometimes don't like to watch.
I like Greggs on top of Greggses when I want to get some scran.
I like proving divvies wrong. I do what they say I can't.
They call me Geordie, Paulie, divvy, dafty, doylem, whoppa, proper, Wally.
Baldy, as, Jonjo, Shelvey. Aye pet: Tamagotchi!
Gan to the Toon, to Weatherspoons, they give us a bottle of Broon,
Trebles for singles is part of the plan, have a kebab: chicken or lamb.
Tell that woman "Sorry man!" Cheesier than parmesan.
Aye they call us Paulie B, I'll wear you oot like Cardi Gan!

Pack of biscuits in me bag! (I said I'm belta like pet!)
Certified you know I'm radge! (I said I'm belta like pet!)
Got that minor local fame! (I said I'm belta like pet!)
Oh he's so handsome what's his name? (I said I'm belta like!)
I wear me pyjamas,
Playing pool with me Nana.
I miss shots on purpose
Pretend she makes us nervous!

Champion Champion pet I know Nana.
She's always at the snooker table with me Uncle Alan
In the social club, digestives in her bag.
They go there religiously with the Shields Rd gang (RADGE!)
If you ask Paulie Belta, there's nowt I like better than snooker with Nana.
She's got a few funny stories aboot fatha! (YEAH!)
She gans on a bit just like anyone's Nana
Remembering names is not something she ever could master.
It's worth getting beat just to hear Nana's laughter! Here!!!!
I always get beaten at snooker by Nana.
Cos I've got a system with me Uncle Alan.
One moves the ball while the other distracts her.
It helps her to clear up the table much faster!
And now she thinks that she's the pool table queen.
She's won every time that we've ever been.
She's potting the balls and making a scene, yeah!
And if ye love your Nan then that's what you dee
And I love me Nan as all Geordies dee
So that's why I let her join my snooker team....

Pack of biscuits in me bag!
Certified you know I'm radge!
Got that minor local fame!
Oh he's so handsome what's his name?
I wear me pyjamas,
Playing pool with me Nana.
I miss shots on purpose.
Pretend she makes us nervous!

Howay Nana gan and get your scooter.
She's no good at pool and she's also canny terrible at snooker.
I move the balls when she's not looking.
You've got to help her oot a little bit or else she never would pot nothing.
Pet you've got to help your Nana or else there will be some drama!
Proper smash a pasty! Divvint tell me Nana! (NANA!)
Oh don't tell me Nana. She knows that I'm cheating and so's Uncle Alan.
But she's good at pretending
She shouldn't pot nothing but she's potting plenty.
Nana Whey Aye! (Aye!) Try standing a bit closer. (CLOSER)
She'd beat Gary Wilson but you know she's not a boaster! (BOASTER!)
Bread in the toaster, pasty in the toaster. (TOASTER!)
Elbows off the table, your cups upon your coaster. (COASTER!)

Because I'm belta like pet, It's Paulie Belta like pet.
I'm Paulie Belta like pet, It's Paulie Belta like...

Pack of biscuits in me bag
Certified you know I'm radge!
Got that minor local fame!
Oh he's so handsome what's his name?

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from Sound Pet, released June 8, 2019

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Paulie Belta Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

Newcastle's number one writer of Geordie parody songs, 3rd fastest human beatboxer in Gateshead. Pioneer of the Geordie Reggae (Greggae) movement, gravy enthusiast. Radge packet.

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